what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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