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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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