Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
