The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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