im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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