we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
