does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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