I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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