she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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