The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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