I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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