Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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