WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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