did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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