The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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