I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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