You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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