Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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