scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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