To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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