More tranny stories later!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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