I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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