love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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