But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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