my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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