I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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