So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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