I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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