i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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