i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My life is pants optional.
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