Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
