Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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