What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i dont even know how to be here
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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