i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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