White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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