its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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