the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
false alarm. still invincible.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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