S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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