I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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