Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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