PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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