i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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