she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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