The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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