its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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