He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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