This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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