UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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