I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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