its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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