Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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