it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize