Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
pray to the hookup gods
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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