Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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