i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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