we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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