Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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