is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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