To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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